Once upon a time, there was a show called Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella that delighted people of all ages with its story and soundtrack. With its legendary plot at the center, beautiful costumes, and talented cast, the musical traveled across the country and entertained thousands of audiences. One day, it became known that this fabulous show was making its way to the village called Detroit, Michigan. But who would tell the people that it was coming? Fortunately, a herald called Onenie appeared, who had long ago assumed some responsibility for sharing intriguing knowledge with the masses. Onenie quickly gathered the necessary facts, pointing the residents of metro Detroit to the Ticketmaster website, where a kindly wizard might assist them in reserving seats at the show in exchange for a few bits of copper. All of Onenie’s readers who wished to do so were able to get tickets to the show, and they each had a magical time. And they all lived happily ever after!