Filed Under Crap

Scams, pseudoscience, hoaxes... for stuff that belongs in the toilet, just file it under "crap."

Filed Under Crap: Detox Cleanses

Yitz Applebaum  /  2018-08-09T20:18:25Z

Looking for a detox cleanse? Unless you’ve been shooting up heroin lately, chances are, you don’t need one. Find out why.


Filed Under Crap: A Waste of Your Waist

Yitz Applebaum  /  2018-08-24T13:46:54Z

Regardless of what some influencers would have you believe, waist trainers aren’t worth your money. Unless you’re looking for a way to screw up your lower back, that is.


Filed Under Crap: Multi-Level Marketing

Yitz Applebaum  /  2019-02-18T19:19:55Z

More and more of these “opportunities” seem to pop up every day. Are they really the fabulous offers they claim to be, pyramid schemes in disguise, or something else?


April Horoscopes

Natalie Berger  /  2019-04-01T13:58:07Z

Spring is afoot, and these horoscopes are the only ones that will get you through your meaningless existence.


Filed Under Crap: Potty Talk

Yitz Applebaum  /  2019-01-21T15:18:52Z

The crappiest stuff you'll find in the bathroom... aside from the obvious.


Your March 2019 Onenie Horoscope

Jared Saigh  /  2019-03-01T20:33:07Z

The Onenie Oracle has awoken from a deep, hungover slumber to send us all a message from the beyond.